Speak well; speak often.

It’s likely that no matter where you work, you work with some assholes. You probably work with a disproportionate number of assholes than those that you encounter outside of your work experience. This is because the humiliating process of job seeking requires that you talk about yourself in superlative language that’s typically a sure-fire barometer of someone’s asshole-ocity. Despite the fact that modesty is considered one of our highest of human characteristics, we reward dickish self infatuation with employment.